Enough Said

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impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

Me:

Hello?

Telemarketer:

Hello, is your mother home?

Me:

I have no mother.

Her:

Well can I speak to your father?

Me:

Yeah, which one?

Her:

Which one is home?

Me:

Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.

Her:

Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?

Me:

No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.

Her:

So who's Antonio?

Me:

I just told you, Carlos's ex.

Her:

So Carlos was cheating?

Me:

Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.

Her:

So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?

Me:

No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.

Her:

So Mark wasn't cheating?

Me:

I never said that.

Her:

Yes, yes you did!

Me:

No I didn't.

Her:

Y-yes! You did!

Me:

Did what?

Her:

Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

blamecalum:

ryanseacrest: I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHOOOTO ;) #iheartradio

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mukenope:

@5SOS: 71 shows

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honeymalum:

Baby Hood drawing scribbles all over himself in black marker so he can be just like daddy

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hiddlesstolemyheart:

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #12

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I’m laughing way too hard at this!

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janbanman:

verisimilis:

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

Hey red basket you’re missing a bag of babybel cheese

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stability:

hot people are fun to look at

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brandon-schwartzel:

Hey, I tried.

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windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

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babyxnanas:

evie-the-eevee:

babyxnanas:

i know everyone’s got their own opinion but still i can’t understand people who hate long-haired harry

yeah goblet of fire is like my favourite movie

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